December 2011
Every girl I know is like
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“I’m spending the holidays SINGLE this year”
And I’m like, “I spend my holidays single every year”
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I might not get a New Year's kiss, but at least...
gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
My response:
Anyone ever: I'm gay
Me: awesome. i love unicorns, do you love unicorns?
3rd grade
me: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
friend: what
me: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Watchmoshpitswithjesus:
irati0n:
m-a-y-d-a-y:
damnthisfuckingshit:
beautyyfulsoul:
meraki-soul:
thejesssett:
cheyalabeouf:
i don’t understand boys at all
this may just be the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life
they love their pelvic hip thrusts omg
that may have been some of the best dance moves i have ever seen and with that song…that was an A+ performance
omg those boys got...
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30 things to stop doing to yourself →
omg this.
I need a man who will
battle me in pokemon all the time so we can make our teams better
watch alien documentaries with me
buy me dinner in the form of pizza, breaksticks, and diet coke
tie me up and fuck my brains out on a very regular basis
hold my hand in public
stay away from my butthole
that’s all I really look for in a man
